Vanessa's

I can quit whenever I want.

The Paris

60 years of fancy movies and fancy ladies.

Way to go F train

A farmer in Bangladesh was awarded a prize for killing over 83,000 rats...

"Hey, where's my prize?" said the F train.

Ah, come on guys!

Press play. My favorite part is 1912, but 1828 is nice too.  

Shine

I was all alone on the J train this afternoon and had to sing really loud.

UCB

We saw Chevy Chase surprise host a free improv show at UCB last night. The only thing that sucked was that I couldn't eat him up.

Naïve Cliché Façade

When I'm riding the D train over the Manhattan Bridge, I like to pretend I'm some old school city kid or aspiring boxer or ballerina, but most of the time I look around to find none of that fantastical urban grit. All that is over for now.

Black Tie Gala

 Not too far beyond your less memorable dreams.

When I die

I'm going to ask God to let me be the one to hose down that street.

The View

I love to look up 2nd Ave from the tables at Whole Foods. A friend of mine who loves WF hates how it makes him miss the old (90s) New York.

Municipal Archives

   
 

The most fun you can have with your clothes on.

Stuck

 

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